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In a group of your friends, the guy designated to taking the fat chick, so your friends can get with her much hotter (not fat) friends.

Beth and Clarissa are hot, but they always hang out with that fat grenade chick... Better get Mike to be our grenade man. After all, fat chicks need love, too.

grenade man by Big Red AF January 22, 2007

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grenade man

A Robot Master from Mega Man known for his arsenal of explosives and his sadomasochism.

"That felt good!" --Grenade Man, after being killed

grenade man by Dreigonix November 15, 2017

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man grenade

1: a male cameltoe
2: a male package visible through his pants

"Why does he have to wear spandex? You can see his man grenade from here."

man grenade by Tim W July 16, 2008

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man grenade

The cock blockin Fat chick you have to jump on so your buddy can get the hottie.

"This fat bitch has been cock blockin me all night I need you to jump on the man grenade"

man grenade by alphamale70 February 24, 2008

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man grenade bath blaster

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.

Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.

man grenade bath blaster by SparkyMae March 8, 2022

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man juice plasma grenade

shave your pubes and then you nut in the pubes and mix it together and throw it in some bitches face!!

sue: hey hank whats that in your hand?

hank: its my man juice plasma grenade bitch!
(throws the man juice plasma grenade in Sue's face)
sue: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

man juice plasma grenade by Vince! May 6, 2008

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grenademadness

1: to go insanely mad with frag, incendiary, smoke, stun, and concussion grenades.
2: the madness that is grenade (there's always a method to it.
3: the sexiest man alive. no doubt.

you threw so many grenades! that was some grenademadness!

You are as sexy as grenademadness

grenademadness by SKeptic127 April 8, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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