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grenade man

In a group of your friends, the guy designated to taking the fat chick, so your friends can get with her much hotter (not fat) friends.

Beth and Clarissa are hot, but they always hang out with that fat grenade chick... Better get Mike to be our grenade man. After all, fat chicks need love, too.
grenade man by Big Red AF January 22, 2007
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grenade man

A Robot Master from Mega Man known for his arsenal of explosives and his sadomasochism.
"That felt good!" --Grenade Man, after being killed
grenade man by Dreigonix November 15, 2017

man grenade 

1: a male cameltoe
2: a male package visible through his pants
"Why does he have to wear spandex? You can see his man grenade from here."
man grenade by Tim W July 16, 2008

man grenade 

The cock blockin Fat chick you have to jump on so your buddy can get the hottie.
"This fat bitch has been cock blockin me all night I need you to jump on the man grenade"

man grenade by alphamale70 February 24, 2008

man grenade bath blaster 

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.
Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.

man juice plasma grenade 

shave your pubes and then you nut in the pubes and mix it together and throw it in some bitches face!!
sue: hey hank whats that in your hand?

hank: its my man juice plasma grenade bitch!
(throws the man juice plasma grenade in Sue's face)
sue: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

grenademadness 

1: to go insanely mad with frag, incendiary, smoke, stun, and concussion grenades.
2: the madness that is grenade (there's always a method to it.
3: the sexiest man alive. no doubt.
you threw so many grenades! that was some grenademadness!

You are as sexy as grenademadness
grenademadness by SKeptic127 April 8, 2017
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