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Green Bastard 

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Dream, a minecraft Speedrunner
Dream: “Tommy, I still have the discs.”
TommyInnit: “YOU GREEN BASTARD! Actually, that’s fine. I have Spirit.”
Dream: “YOU WHAT?!” *Kills TommyInnit*
Green Bastard by Wife Haver February 12, 2021
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Green Bastard 

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After consuming half of your Mickeys 40 oz malt liquor, proceed to fill what remains with mountain dew. It is most commonly consumed by stoned college students.
Bill: Hey Fred do you wanna get fucked off of some green bastards maybe roll a six paper joint tonight? i know i sure do!

Fred: Are you kidding me? only stoned, barefoot, patchoulie smelling, trey anastasio groupies drink that shit?
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green tea bastard 

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The male version of a green tea bitch.
You know that Andrei that always acted like he was a lonely 12 year old? He slept with his friends wife. What a green tea bastard!
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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love peace and chicken grease 

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"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
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