great falls is the 22066 zip code, the most expensive to live in in virginia and one of the most expensive in the united states. people here shop at tysons II, etc. (gucci, prada, louis vuitton, lacoste, hermes) regularly. not the most friendly people but if you're curt enough you'll fit right in.
lots of weed smoking and drinking but it is well afforded. what else is there to do in great falls?
lots of weed smoking and drinking but it is well afforded. what else is there to do in great falls?
by white houses June 01, 2005
the most sickening display of hummers, bmw's, mercedes, escalades, etc. ever contained into one northern virginia town.
Nevertheless, its still better than Mclean.
Nevertheless, its still better than Mclean.
by Great Falls Barbie April 24, 2004
small town in Virginia. The most boring place in the world. Well, one of them. GET FAR AWAY! Rich snobs and wayy to many forests. Bored just thinking about it!
by Torie March 28, 2005
the worst place and i mean WORST place to live in virginia (maybe even the u.s.) the people here are either stuck up yuppies or gay losers- most of the teens here get a mercedes or a escalade for the 16th birthday and shop regularly at the galleria (at stores like prada, gucci, louis vuitton and tiffanys)- the houses are too big even for a family with 10 kids- living in hell seems like a piece of cake compared to living here
hey look at my new tiffanys necklace- it totally matches my prada shoes and gucci purse
are you from great falls?
like oh my god how did you know?
are you from great falls?
like oh my god how did you know?
by LMCA March 23, 2005
A place where i live and hate. it is the hell hole of the earth. but hey at least its got some of meh peeps here. and awesome local bands like the diogenes. rock on.
great falls = gayage
by NeverDeath_VMK October 01, 2004
Great Falls Montana, if you are native american or black this place is more shitter than North Korea or equal.
by Reky420AltAcc August 29, 2021
Place:
A town in northern Fairfax County between Sterling VA and McLean. Great Falls differs from most of Northern Virginia by having homes on very large yards and having no apartments or townhomes whatsoever. Because it offers a wealth of land and privacy in the middle of the D.C. metro area, homes and estates in Great Falls command very high prices. Within Great Falls is a park with waterfalls that take the lives of several kayakers a year and cliffs that injure dozens of freeclimbers and parkour enthusiasts.
Great Falls has no sidewalks, but many cyclists. There are also many exotic sports cars and fast, winding roads. Because of this, Great Falls has more cyclists hit by Ferraris than any other part of the country. Everyone in Great Falls knows who their neighbour is but has never met them, mostly because 12-foot gates are not very welcoming. There are only two roads to travel from Great Falls to Washington, D.C. This leads to failtastic traffic jams all day.
A town in northern Fairfax County between Sterling VA and McLean. Great Falls differs from most of Northern Virginia by having homes on very large yards and having no apartments or townhomes whatsoever. Because it offers a wealth of land and privacy in the middle of the D.C. metro area, homes and estates in Great Falls command very high prices. Within Great Falls is a park with waterfalls that take the lives of several kayakers a year and cliffs that injure dozens of freeclimbers and parkour enthusiasts.
Great Falls has no sidewalks, but many cyclists. There are also many exotic sports cars and fast, winding roads. Because of this, Great Falls has more cyclists hit by Ferraris than any other part of the country. Everyone in Great Falls knows who their neighbour is but has never met them, mostly because 12-foot gates are not very welcoming. There are only two roads to travel from Great Falls to Washington, D.C. This leads to failtastic traffic jams all day.
Man in Great Falls: - "I paid $11 million for a 20,000 SqFt. house with a multi-level deck, infinity pool, tiki bar, pool house for my emo son, basement movie theater, five car garage, horse barn, ballroom, and two-story master bedroom. "
"Five months later, Dick Cheney moves in across the street. FML"
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Girl 1: - "What's that sound?"
Girl 2: - "That would be my next-door neighbour Gilbert Arenas having another party"
Girl 1: - "He sure is noisy for a dude that lives a quarter-mile down the road!"
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Mom in Great Falls: - "John Kerry lives next door"
Visitor: - "Oh?" "How is he?"
Mom in Great Falls: - "I have no idea, I've never met him"
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Guy: - "Some Verizon exec just got hit by a Lambo while he was biking in the road"
Friend: - "What an idiot!" "You'd think they'd build a bike trail for all the idiots in the middle of the road"
"Five months later, Dick Cheney moves in across the street. FML"
________________________________________________
Girl 1: - "What's that sound?"
Girl 2: - "That would be my next-door neighbour Gilbert Arenas having another party"
Girl 1: - "He sure is noisy for a dude that lives a quarter-mile down the road!"
________________________________________________
Mom in Great Falls: - "John Kerry lives next door"
Visitor: - "Oh?" "How is he?"
Mom in Great Falls: - "I have no idea, I've never met him"
________________________________________________
Guy: - "Some Verizon exec just got hit by a Lambo while he was biking in the road"
Friend: - "What an idiot!" "You'd think they'd build a bike trail for all the idiots in the middle of the road"
by White Guy on a Bike July 14, 2010