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A cheap snack bar or cafeteria serving inexpensive cholesterol-heavy food to the working classes.

A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!
The Rendezvous on the A22 at Wapses Lodge, between Whyteleafe and Caterham.
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
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A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.
The Dell Cafe is Castro Valley's oldest greasy spoon.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005
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A back-street cafรฉ, from which you can obtain various dishes (all-day breakfast, sausage sandwich, etc) that are lavishly coated in grease and served in a paper bag for you to enjoy outside.

A "Greasy Spoon" usually serves a heart attack on a plate.
Fancy a trip to the greasy spoon? I could do with a heart attack on a plate.
by jola January 23, 2005
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Jerking-off onto your hand, then slapping someone across the face.
John is such a tool that he's about to get the Greasy Spoon.
by ripclaw33 December 06, 2010
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The highly competitive, internationally acclaimed sport involving teams of nude, greased partners bound together by gratuitous strands of glow-sticks. Together, under the glow of blacklights, the couple must writhe their way across the finish line before the other duos. Invented in 2011 in Lincoln, Nebraska - the sport has earned acclaim from marriage counselors and the rave community alike.
World-Champion and inventor, Tara Wrist won the coveted first place vest in the 2011 Greasy Spoons finals by writhing in her signature figure eight motion.
by Feelips June 16, 2011
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When your girl gives you a Hot Richard and shits a little. After which you don't want to embarrass her so you soak up the frog soup between your bodies and sheets.
A greasy spoon happened while we were spooning.
by Adultie January 11, 2018
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when u shove a wooden spoon up a girls ass when ur hittin it from the back and then u go and make brownies with it right after
tyler and zoe used the greasy spoon to make these brownies, and thats why everyone died
by turd burgeler April 07, 2008
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