greasify 

To make something greasy.

Plural - Greasified

1. Gah I was eating a fish supper and now my hands are all greasified.

2. I better be careful while eating this pie or I might greasify the keyboard.

greasify by nutnoodle January 29, 2005

greasefyre 

A woman who talks for an extremely long period of time, without pause, to the point of causing unnecessary frustration and nausea. Throwing water on her would only make things worse so the only remedy is to either remove the oxygen or allow herself to burn out.

Man, that greasefyre didn't stop bitching for 3 hours yesterday.

greasefyre by Biodawg April 18, 2016

greasification

When an Albertan individual infects a non-albertan, most deadly an individual from Ontario, with their "oil and gas" greasy way of life. Causing visible physical, appearance rooted, changes, such as haircut, the growing of a peach-fuzz greasy pedo-stache, and others.

"The Alberta twins performed a greasification on that boy from Ontario, he is far less attractive now."

"He underwent a greasification."

"He is in his greasifcation arc."

greasification by milflov3r January 16, 2022

Greasily 

To do something sneakily or mysteriously. People may question it, but don’t let it get through your fat head to your skull, because then you’ll be a bad boy.

He greasily snuck the 50 pound sausage past the airport staff.

Greasily by Sujay Lover June 2, 2018

Greatify 

Verb - The act of making someone or something great. Made famous by one Dave Fresco, who is self-proclaimed "The Greatest".

He greatifies the masses with "The Greatifier"

When someone steps into the ring with Dave Fresco, more often than not they get greatified.

Dave Fresco has the power to greatify the world.

Greatify by The Greatifier December 13, 2006

greasily pissed 

so ridiculously pissed that you get greasy.

a hobo dropping his sandwich off a warf.... would be greasily pissed
or
a girl texting a guy all weekend and not getting any response would be greasily pissed.

greasily pissed by LCAB September 20, 2009