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Gravity Hammer 

A weapon from Halo 3 that took Bungie thirteen years to add as a player wieldable weapon. It first appeared, in a slightly different form, as the P'fhor Shock Staff in Marathon where it was only usable by the enemy Fighters, it came in to versions Melee and Melee with an Energy bolt as it's secondary fire mode. The Gravity Hammer is considered by Bungie fans to be a bit of a let down even though sending people flying with it is fun.
Bungie Fan 1994: "Hey Bungie, when can my character use the Shock Staff?"
Bungie 1994: "Never! And shame on the modders who added it into their weapon lists! I'm looking at you Evil Team!"
Bungie Fan 2007: "Yay! I finally get to use the Shock Staff! What? Only the melee version? But I wanted the one that shot energy bolts..."
Bungie 2007: "What? No it's not! It's the Gravity Hammer! Who told you it was the Shock Staff? We have a security leak! CODE RED!"
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gravity hammer 

A weapon in halo three used by noobs to kill other noobs
noob 1: OMG a guy with a gravity hammer!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOl!!!1377!!!

noob 2: BOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH
gravity hammer by s98 October 27, 2007

gravity hammer 

a weapon highly valuable in Halo 3.

another name for a penis.
Pick up that gravity hammer, it's uber.

My gravity hammer tore that bitch up.
gravity hammer by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

Gravity Hammer 

The Hammer on Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, Halo: Reach, is one of the most brutal melee weapons in the Halo Saga. The Hammer has impressive destructive power and can also be used for other things then just killing, such as extra boost in the air or boosting your teamates into higher grounds. The Hammer is a reliable weapon for those who favors a Hammer that creates such shockwaves in their use of need or want. Normally people who uses a Hammer on any Halo games then any other weapon is usually the one who has poor skills with a weapon which deals with shooting bullets.

This powerful weapon has another name which is simply called Nuclear Nut Cracker when it comes to swinging the gravity hammer directly into someone's nuts/balls at maximum speed and strengh.

People who tends to look at the Hammer more as a nuclear nut cracker in which case instantly obliterates one's balls off the face of the universe which a single strike.
Gamer with gravity hammer: " Dude you just got fucked!!! HAHAHA damn your body looks like your doing yoga in the air!!!

Gamer who died: " Oh fuck you, you fucking noob bitch. bet you wouldn't try that shit if i was in your face"

Gamer with gravity hammer: " Hell yeah i would, watch me rip your face a new one!"
Gravity Hammer by Yashieyama September 29, 2012

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026