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Grant Monroe'd

When a guy uses you for sex and acts like he is interested in a relationship with you, then afterwards he has some "reason" as to why he doesn't want the relationship anymore.. Then later on actually cuts all contact from you in general.

Like: Getting back with his ex, because it's complicated.

Or, he "doesn't date" Because he doesn't like "taking risks"

Either way, getting Grant Monroe'd is a bad thing, and you should refrain from this.
Yeah, he Grant Monroe'd me last weekend, I still haven't gotten over it and he just ignores me.

Grant-dick 

A unit of measurement equaling one-one thousandth of an inch.
When trying to measure out a length to cut wood three feet long your buddy named Grant says, "Oh, that would be about 36,000 Grant-dicks long", making your buddies then ask, "So Grant, your saying your dick is only 1/1000th of an inch? Sucks to be you"
Grant-dick by G4$ September 21, 2013

Grant Douangmala 

Grant Douangmala is awesome!
Grant Douangmala by Granitez October 31, 2011

Grant Downie

A rare term, used sparsely in some remote parts of Scotland to describe a person who bears resemblance to Teen Wolf.
"Eh Hamish? You see that guy over there? Ken what? He looks a pure Grant Downie! Eh.
Grant Downie by Lucio Sanchez April 23, 2007

Grant Dirks 

max davis wrote this in an attempt to be funny. he fail miserably like he usually does in life.
Grant "Dirks" owns you max. youre on the B team in rugby, you suck.
Grant Dirks by greg boyle March 22, 2005

Grant Downie

Enemy of Urbandictionary.com - individual who is extremely antagonistic towards users of the site.
-"Grant Downie has no boby"
-"Shut up. At least I don't have 200 definitions on urbandictionary.com"
-"Easy G, it was only a metaphor intended for mutual humour aka a joke"
;)
Grant Downie by brendan September 7, 2004