Grant-dick 

A unit of measurement equaling one-one thousandth of an inch.

When trying to measure out a length to cut wood three feet long your buddy named Grant says, "Oh, that would be about 36,000 Grant-dicks long", making your buddies then ask, "So Grant, your saying your dick is only 1/1000th of an inch? Sucks to be you"

Grant-dick by G4$ September 21, 2013

Grunt Dick

The dick of a army private.

"Girl love the Grunt Dick"

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Grunt Dick by dontevenknowaboutitboison May 29, 2016

giant dick

guy with a big schlong

koltyn had such a giant dick last night and he still has it going

giant dick by Urmommagei December 14, 2020

Giant Dick Jimmy 

a tongue twister of an urban legend.

Giant Dick Jimmy drew out his giant Jackhammer and busted a nut inside a jack Rabbit and Swung out his 10 inch and said fuck me faster.

Giant Dick Jimmy by fedorapandora3783 June 10, 2021

Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster 

A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."

"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."

Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster by erectism January 11, 2008