granny slap 

its when u take the grannys skin and slap it on your face!!!!

ask my grandma how it feels!

granny slap by Tyler B February 17, 2005

granny slap 

A granny slap happens when a grandmother approaches you and pinches your cheeks so hard that the skin literally slaps against your face when released. It is usually accompanied by much cooing and statements that include but are not limited to: "Oh, you've grown so tall," or, "You're my little sugar bunny!"

John: Did you see that mark on Jack's cheek?
Jill: Yeah, he totally got granny slapped yesterday. His sister told me all about how his skin snapped into place.

granny slap by thelastcard November 22, 2011

Granny slapper

The term Granny slapper is generally used to describe an old woman (Most commonly fat) Who is into making pornography with younger men. Granny slappers can be described as Skanky and/or slutty individuals for being notoriously dirty. This term can also be used to describe someone's Grandma as an insult.

"Bro, is that his your over there?"
"Yeah, why?"
"cause' she's a fucking granny slapper"

Granny slapper by Wayne king June 1, 2014

Granny Slapper

Someone who is such a savage that they smack anyone even your grandmother

Im A Granny Slapper Nigga

Granny Slapper by FishCock1334193 January 20, 2020

ur granny pappy a trappy slappy 

Worst insult ever to be said, could destroy the whole universe.

Steve:ur grandpap a trap
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy

*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*

ur granny pappy a trappy slappy by Not Giant Dad May 17, 2018

Slappy Granny 

A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani

That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises

Slappy Granny by Carlos de la Cerda February 3, 2024