granjob

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Is a hand job given by a guy after a long shower has made his hands pruny, and soft, like an old woman's hands.

Get out of the shower Logan, are you trying to give yourself a granjob?

granjob by Ted (credit to Alecia & Sarah) June 11, 2008

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Granjob

A version of a handjob after a long day of swimming

Logan: "I like that swimsuit. How bout a hand job?"
Amber: "Thanks! But we've been swimming for hours and...(shows print hands). Will you settle for a granjob?"

Granjob by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019

Related Words

granjob • grandjob • Granbobber • Grab Job • Grant Job

Granbobber

An elderly person that loves to suck cock.

The nursing home is full of granbobbers.

I got the best toothless head from a granbobber.

Granbobber by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

grandjob

A handjob from a grandmother

she totally gave me a grandjob behind that dumpster at the bingo hall

grandjob by Esoteric810 December 28, 2016

Grandjob

When your partner has a bath for so long they get wrinkly hands and then give you a hand job that feels like it's from a granny.

After her long bath she give me an epic grandjob.

Grandjob by BooBoo1983 June 5, 2018

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026