granjob
Is a hand job given by a guy after a long shower has made his hands pruny, and soft, like an old woman's hands.
granjob by Ted (credit to Alecia & Sarah) June 11, 2008
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Logan: "I like that swimsuit. How bout a hand job?"
Amber: "Thanks! But we've been swimming for hours and...(shows print hands). Will you settle for a granjob?"
Amber: "Thanks! But we've been swimming for hours and...(shows print hands). Will you settle for a granjob?"
Granjob by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.