granjob

Is a hand job given by a guy after a long shower has made his hands pruny, and soft, like an old woman's hands.

Get out of the shower Logan, are you trying to give yourself a granjob?

granjob by Ted (credit to Alecia & Sarah) June 11, 2008

Granjob

A version of a handjob after a long day of swimming

Logan: "I like that swimsuit. How bout a hand job?"
Amber: "Thanks! But we've been swimming for hours and...(shows print hands). Will you settle for a granjob?"

Granjob by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019

Granbobber 

An elderly person that loves to suck cock.

The nursing home is full of granbobbers.

I got the best toothless head from a granbobber.

Granbobber by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

grandjob 

A handjob from a grandmother

she totally gave me a grandjob behind that dumpster at the bingo hall

grandjob by Esoteric810 December 28, 2016

Grandjob 

When your partner has a bath for so long they get wrinkly hands and then give you a hand job that feels like it's from a granny.

After her long bath she give me an epic grandjob.

Grandjob by BooBoo1983 June 5, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019