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Grandjob 

When your partner has a bath for so long they get wrinkly hands and then give you a hand job that feels like it's from a granny.
After her long bath she give me an epic grandjob.
Grandjob by BooBoo1983 June 5, 2018
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Is a hand job given by a guy after a long shower has made his hands pruny, and soft, like an old woman's hands.
Get out of the shower Logan, are you trying to give yourself a granjob?
A version of a handjob after a long day of swimming
Logan: "I like that swimsuit. How bout a hand job?"
Amber: "Thanks! But we've been swimming for hours and...(shows print hands). Will you settle for a granjob?"
Granjob by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026