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grandma mo 

a very old pirate that kinda looks like fly guy sometimes and her grandson is a really short guy who cant see Christmas colors

Grandma Montana 

A middle aged woman (or older) who wears clothes designed for preteen or teen aged girls.
Hey, check out the old lady in the hot pink shirt and leggings. That Grandma Montana totally raided the Walmart girls dept.
Grandma Montana by K. Wright February 1, 2009

Grandma Moses

A driver who drives really slow in front of you. Referring that he or she drives like an old person
Hey you should pass that car in front of you she's driving like a grandma Moses
Grandma Moses by Ohjkgf January 26, 2013

Grandma Moment 

A period in time when you act like a geriatric citizen by saying ‘oh dear’ or have a conniption fit because you didn’t watch ‘your program’
Sophie! I just had a grandma moment because I didn't get to watch Wheel.
Grandma Moment by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

Grandma moses

That favorite grandma who parted the red sea.
Origin from a vocabulary book in an example question.
with the flare of her nostrils grandma moses parted the red sea

go down grandma, go down to bake some cookies, and tell old grandpa to take them out of the oven
Grandma moses by migadimika May 5, 2012

Grandma Moment 

the moment when your vagina shrivels up like a Grandmother.
Jeff: Hey, do you wanna have sex?
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.
Grandma Moment by grandma_moment_guy September 6, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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