Grandfather

An extremely powerful evil adult that once ruled the world with an iron fist while forcing children to work in Tapioca Factories.

Father: The one evil greater than I is, Grandfather!

by Christerphopher May 17, 2015

grandfathering

Keeping a plan for your cellphone even though they don't offer it anymore.

Verizon doesn't have unlimited data anymore, but since I got my phone when they did, I'm grandfathering it.

by dralexxx September 18, 2013

Grandfather

When someone soaks their hands in water, making them wrinkly, and gives you a handjob.

Jesse gave me a grandfather last night, it reminded me of my grandpa.

by Chip Douglas II September 27, 2010

Grandfather cock

When you search up 'Grandfather clock' but accidentally forget the 'L' and boom you get here.

iy mate, i wazza gonna bye me Pap a grandfather clock but accidentally searched 'Grandfather cock'! help me pls bro

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ July 24, 2018

grandfather blunt

N. A third-generation blunt, having nothing to do with tediously stuffing an unbroken blunt wrap full of chronic. To make a grandfather blunt, first one must begin smoking first-generation ("normal") blunts and harvesting roaches. After harvesting enough 'resinated' weed from those roaches to roll another blunt, one would twist up with it, creating a second-generation blunt. One would smoke the second-generation blunt and save the roach, then repeat the process with enough second-generation blunts to roll another blunt. Once this final blunt is rolled, one has a grandfather, or third-generation blunt.

"If it takes the roaches of ten blunts to make a second-generation blunt, and the roaches of ten of those to make a third-generation blunt, then this grandfather blunt we are smoking required the smoking of 110 blunts to create."
"Wow, I'm getting really high."
"What?"
"What?"

by The Murderous December 13, 2007

Grandfather Crumbs

The residue in a bag of weed that, because of its size, has filtered through the larger buds to the bottom, getting to about the size of a crumb that would be stuck in a grandfather's beard.

Let's roll a joint, I've got a lot of grandfather crumbs.

What the fuck? When he chopped the weed he left me with all the grandfather crumbs. What an asshole!

by 1234509876 October 26, 2010

grandfather joint

A grandfather joint is a joint made out of roaches. The grandfather joint is stronger than a normal joint due the marijuana resin accumulated on the roach.

Lets roll a grandfather joint out of all those roaches.

by MattySA July 3, 2006