Stand naked in the corner of a room with arms extended like the hands of a clock while rocking hips side to side to slap one's balls against his thigh rhythmically with every second
Uncle Lester got drunk again on Thanksgiving and did the grandfather cock in the corner of the living room for hours until my mom finally called the police
by jizzlemcgrizzle August 12, 2011
While mooning someone, the mooner bends over exposing his dick and balls. He then sways back and fourth as to make his dick look like the long pendulum on a grandfather clock
by wing ding June 01, 2006
A party trick, whereby you fool the victim into looking at your penis stretched around your wrist. Usually done while drunk. Originated in Bloomsburg PA in the mid 1990's
Hey ladies, you wanna see my grandfather's watch? Hold on, lemme turn around and put it on real quick...
by The real Kyda August 11, 2010
When a male of over 65 years old swings his cock back and forth over a young woman's face until he cums. Which is almost always 12:00.
by BIG 80085 March 09, 2010
by Dick Ass Fuck Bitch Cunt Cock June 11, 2018
When you're trying to shop for some antique grandfather clocks for your paps but then you unfortunately forget the "l" in "grandfather clock" and now you wish you were dead.
Poor Fool: *mistakenly types 'grandfather cock', clicks on 'images'*
*questionable things appear*
Poor Fool: AH DEAR GOD GET THE BLEACH
*questionable things appear*
Poor Fool: AH DEAR GOD GET THE BLEACH
by Vladdy45 April 26, 2019

