grand piano 

88 kilograms of any type of drug. Derived from the song Da Rockwilder by Method Man & Redman. "You ship off ki's and we ship grand pianos."

While Carlito was busy moving kis, I was moving grand pianos.

Two weeks ago I sold a ki of cocaine, but now I have a grand piano of heroin.

grand piano by The One and Only Ross January 3, 2008

Grand Piano 

A term used to describe the humongous size of your phallus relative to other skinnier body parts, such as the fingers.

I may have piano fingers, but that's because I have a grand piano to play with.

Grand Piano by GreatPianoPlayer69 June 10, 2020

The Grand Piano

When you are absolutely railing a girl from behind like an animal and she is standing up but bent over in half with her fingers playing her toes like they are piano keys.

Ideally she has painted black/white toes for effect (depending on skin color)

"So the other day I folded this girl like a slice of NY pizza and told her to play the Grand Piano like she is getting paid for it in the middle of the Minneapolis airport."

"She said she never took music class but she not only played the Grand Piano she also moaned to the tune like a tijuana hooker"

"I was in church and this GILF asked me if I liked The Grand Piano, I instantly got turned on until I realized she meant the one on stage"

The Grand Piano by smurfology 08-09 October 5, 2011

Grant's Piano

Grant's Piano: (noun, slang)

1. a task which is seems manageable but which turns out to be extremely difficult.

2. a job which someone assures you will be lighter or simpler than you think, but which turns out to be far heavier than you thought.

A: Dude, I finally cut down that tree in the backyard?
B: What it as easy as you thought?
A: Naw, it was a bit of a Grant's piano actually.

Grant's Piano by Cravetoo June 5, 2026