gramp-cramp

making a complaint usually reserved for old folks, years too early.

i don't mean to gramp-cramp, but sitting through that 3hour king kong movie made my back ache something fierce.

by t-style December 28, 2005

Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 13, 2018