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grace banker 

A girl you’ll find no where else. She’s literally like no other. She’s better at sports than a lot of boys, fit and has abs, and loves food. She’s quiet until you get to know her or your playing sports with her. A total gym rat. Silky blond hair and blue eyes, tan and lean. Super hard working and a leader. Hasn’t dated more than one person. In fact, she’s particular. Sadly she gets along better with guys than girls. But most guys are intimidated by her, either because she’s super hot or because she’s better at sports than them. Or both. She hates drama and girls are confusing to her. She doesn’t wear make up or nail polish. She knows her worth without having pride. She’s a great listener and advice giver. She has friends but is still a loner. She doesn’t mind being alone. She’s smart and sarcastic. She’s loves writing papers. While she used to have anger issues as a child she’s now the calmest person around. She’s realistic her head has never been up in the clouds. She’ll give it to you straight, no avoiding the truth. Loyal to those she’s loves and trusts. Listens to country and classic rock. She doesn’t give time to people who don’t give her time. Grace Bankers flaw is she’s stubborn, but that can be a good thing. Grace Banker doesn’t change her beliefs or style for anyone. Not meaning that she’s not open minded. Grace Banker is every sporty guys dream girl.
Guy 1: Did that girl just throw a football 40 yards!?
Guy 2: Yeah, that’s Grace Banker. She’s good at everything sporty. She can also bench press 130lbs And she’s hot obviously.
Guy 1: Oh dang, yea she’s beautiful.. But I don’t know if I can live with a pretty girl being able to throw farther than me. Oh if only I was in her league.
grace banker by Ace alpha November 24, 2021
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