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A rhino fearing Amish kid. Often has a sister whom all his college friends act like they want to bang.
Spends countless hours playing nerdy video games such as DotA and Civ. Despite this nerdy appearance, he's actually awesome and at times will grace us all with an Amish Fact of the Day(i.e. "The Amish love Mtn Dew so much that they nicknamed it Amish Water").
Especially fun to be with at parties when he gets drunk and insists that unicorns are real.
"That kid playing video games looks like a dork"
"Nah he's awesome, he's a total graber"
Graber by rhino27 April 21, 2009

coochie graber 

When someone comes from behind and grabes your coochie
coochie graber by Lina bennet September 10, 2022

Graberass 

dudes real name is New York State assemblyman Dennis Gaberzayk presently in deep trouble for inappropriate sexual behavior with interns aids and staff members.
Dude last nite Bob pulled a Graberass on Alison you no a a Gaberzayk
Graberass by Sixrox6 January 12, 2014

Hailey Graber 

She is a fucking hot girl and if you are dating her ahem, bradee French keep her forever and respect her

goobie graber 

A large hook or stick that is used to latch on to ones scrotum and cause extreme pain. Used in torture situacions
That little mutha fucka just got me with dat little fuckin goobie graber
goobie graber by Shitty McShit April 1, 2005
You are so grabarz
grabarz by dawider January 29, 2009