A rhino fearing Amish kid. Often has a sister whom all his college friends act like they want to bang.
Spends countless hours playing nerdy video games such as DotA and Civ. Despite this nerdy appearance, he's actually awesome and at times will grace us all with an Amish Fact of the Day(i.e. "The Amish love Mtn Dew so much that they nicknamed it Amish Water").
Especially fun to be with at parties when he gets drunk and insists that unicorns are real.
Spends countless hours playing nerdy video games such as DotA and Civ. Despite this nerdy appearance, he's actually awesome and at times will grace us all with an Amish Fact of the Day(i.e. "The Amish love Mtn Dew so much that they nicknamed it Amish Water").
Especially fun to be with at parties when he gets drunk and insists that unicorns are real.
by rhino27 April 21, 2009
Wilbert is a coochie graber
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A large hook or stick that is used to latch on to ones scrotum and cause extreme pain. Used in torture situacions
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