Graber

A rhino fearing Amish kid. Often has a sister whom all his college friends act like they want to bang.
Spends countless hours playing nerdy video games such as DotA and Civ. Despite this nerdy appearance, he's actually awesome and at times will grace us all with an Amish Fact of the Day(i.e. "The Amish love Mtn Dew so much that they nicknamed it Amish Water").
Especially fun to be with at parties when he gets drunk and insists that unicorns are real.

"That kid playing video games looks like a dork"
"Nah he's awesome, he's a total graber"

by rhino27 April 21, 2009

coochie graber

When someone comes from behind and grabes your coochie

Wilbert is a coochie graber

by Lina bennet September 10, 2022

Hailey Graber

She is a fucking hot girl and if you are dating her ahem, bradee French keep her forever and respect her

Hailey Graber is so hooooot

by Www.ilikeboobies.com October 15, 2019

goobie graber

A large hook or stick that is used to latch on to ones scrotum and cause extreme pain. Used in torture situacions

That little mutha fucka just got me with dat little fuckin goobie graber

by Shitty McShit April 1, 2005

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

Grubered

(Verb) To mislead the public into believing lies to achieve personal ideological laws pass.

The President really grubered us on that healthcare bill.

by Cree Wise November 14, 2014

shit grazer

A person who is into scat i.e. sniffing and wallowing in shit, and possibly shit eating. The shit grazer particularly likes to get his dose of shit directly by eating and licking arse. See also Anilingus.

Dental hygienist to Dentist:
"Oh no! That shit grazer Timmy's back again. You can see he's just had his face up a butt crack by the brown trail on his nose. Where are the extra large dental dams?

by silkpouch September 15, 2007