Goulet is a magical state of being. Its is the only word in the world that is a: Verb, Adjective, Noun, Onomatopoeia, Adverb, and Past, and Present Participle. It is a magical word, that top nuero-physicists are still working on today. Goulet is typically followed by: "Doo bee doo da dee da do doo.". Side affects of "Goulet" are massive erections, and the sudden urge to blow choad out of your butt hole.
you: "Pass the Arnold Palmer"
me: "i love you, WHAT?"
you: "GOULET!"
me: "GOULET!"
together: "doo da dee da doo doo daa"
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*