gouba 

Xiangling's stove god companion

OMFG THEY'RE SO CUTE

"Gouba is so cute!"

gouba by =Xeno= May 2, 2022

Sam Golbach 

Sam Golbach is a cute boy with beautiful blue eyes from Kansas. He ghost hunts places with his best friends Colby Brock, Corey Scherer, and Jake Webber. He and his best friend grew fame from vine. He used to live in a house with 5 roommates, they called their house the trap house.

My friend: he is the cutest, palest, boy ever!
Me: Oh you must be talking about Sam Golbach

Sam Golbach by Iamqueer426 August 14, 2019

sam golbach 

you cannot put a definition to this man! he’s just everything more than words can describe. what a perfect hooman.

oh look, sam golbach.. the sexiest man alive

sam golbach by sam.golbach.obsession November 8, 2019

Gunk Gorbachev 

The Son of Mikhail
Gorbachev and plastic enjoyer.

Gunk like plastic.

Gunk Gorbachev proffesional water stroker

Gunk Gorbachev by TheLittleBean19 September 16, 2021

sam golbach 

the literal cutest person to ever exist, once you watch his videos your heart will explode into this; 💕💓💞💘💕💕💞💘💓💗💕💕 💕💞💘💝💝💘💞💓💓💓💖💕💝💖💝💓

friend 1; hey you heard of sam golbach?
friend 2; yeah he makes my heart explode💕💘

sam golbach by sam golbach🥺💓💓💘 November 18, 2019

Gobbaya 

Dumb/stupid person

Our president is a real gobbaya

Gobbaya by ntwobike June 26, 2018

Bloody Gorbachev 

Taking ones better half, hitting it form behind while shes on the rag and then pulling out to slap it on her forehead, end result a nice little birthmark on her head.

Hey guy did you see that bloody gobachev I gave Sally.

Bloody Gorbachev by BenKerr October 17, 2003