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gotzie by @realboytommyguy December 22, 2018
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götze
Götze is a term of expression used by a person immediately after they or someone else performs a task exceptionally well.
Can be used in several context, primarily when the outcome is positive yet unexpected.
Götze / Goetze are used interchangeably. Refers to German Footballer Mario Götze's winning goal at the 2014 World Cup finals.
Can be used in several context, primarily when the outcome is positive yet unexpected.
Götze / Goetze are used interchangeably. Refers to German Footballer Mario Götze's winning goal at the 2014 World Cup finals.
Guy: Hey how about we start a fund for you to get bigger boobs! Haha
Girl: Hey, how about we start a scientific project for you to grow a bigger dick? ....götze!
Student: I wrote this paper 5 hours before the final and still managed to Ace it? .... götze!
Girl: Hey, how about we start a scientific project for you to grow a bigger dick? ....götze!
Student: I wrote this paper 5 hours before the final and still managed to Ace it? .... götze!
götze by trendxnational November 13, 2014
Goozie Pipe
Goozie Pipe by Habbie January 14, 2010
gottie
A gottie is when you roll two Dutches(cause thats what we smoke on the east coast) into one fat and very long blunt by connecting them at each end with the second dutches outter leaf.
Gotties usually consist of at least three grams of danc nugs or more.
Gotties usually consist of at least three grams of danc nugs or more.
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