"Bitch im too scared to go to the haunted house"
"Its for children ages 5-10"
"Nah"
"So anyways im gonna go by myself"
"You got some balls"
"I aint got no balls im a girl"
Robb: "What kind of cracker would you like with this tuna dip?"
Jim: "I prefer a Triscuit over some other flimsy cracker."
Robb: "Yeah, a Triscuit has got some ass on it."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.