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Gorilla dick
When a guy has a dick that is 2.5 inches or smaller because it's compared to a silverback gorilla which have small dicks
Gorilla dick by infinity_kitti July 5, 2017
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Gorilla Dick
Often confused with a Big Dick, a gorilla dick is 1.25 inches. Gorilla dick is used to describe people with small dicks.
Gorilla Dick by pb5 October 12, 2020
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Gorilla dick by Mr. Marshall Hippo Catcher April 13, 2022
Big Ass Gorilla Donkey Dick
Refers to a exceptionally large penis, weighing between 5-10lbs. Most commonly found on African Americans but occasionly on caucasians, but never Asians.
Big Ass Gorilla Donkey Dick by Evan Boy February 2, 2009
Gorilla Grip the Dick
Rooting from YouTuber Jenna Marble's video, Jenna's Drunk Art School: Balloon Art, It is basically gripping the dick as hard as you can until it isn't hard anymore.
Girl 1: Did you and John finally do it last night?
Girl 2: No....
Girl 1: Did you gorilla grip the dick again?
Girl 2: ........maybe
Girl 2: No....
Girl 1: Did you gorilla grip the dick again?
Girl 2: ........maybe
Gorilla Grip the Dick by This Dick Though January 20, 2015
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