gorilla dick

loosing one's shit beyond measure.

I saw Bill hitting on my ex-girlfriend and I went full-blown gorilla dick on him.

by John Magillicutty May 11, 2007

Gorilla dick

When a guy has a dick that is 2.5 inches or smaller because it's compared to a silverback gorilla which have small dicks

Girl: how big was he?
Girl 2: he was small as fuck he had a gorilla dick!

by infinity_kitti July 06, 2017

Gorilla Dick

Often confused with a Big Dick, a gorilla dick is 1.25 inches. Gorilla dick is used to describe people with small dicks.

Megan: "That guy had a fucking gorilla dick"

by pb5 October 12, 2020

Gorilla dick

When a person seems to have a large penis but actually have a small penis

Damn bro Cornelius might have a gorilla dick

by Mr. Marshall Hippo Catcher April 13, 2022

fat gorilla dick

thething i crave

ay man what turns you on? fat gorilla dick. What?

by mixitel August 16, 2021

Gorilla Grip the Dick

Rooting from YouTuber Jenna Marble's video, Jenna's Drunk Art School: Balloon Art, It is basically gripping the dick as hard as you can until it isn't hard anymore.

Girl 1: Did you and John finally do it last night?
Girl 2: No....
Girl 1: Did you gorilla grip the dick again?
Girl 2: ........maybe

by This Dick Though January 21, 2015

Big Ass Gorilla Donkey Dick

Refers to a exceptionally large penis, weighing between 5-10lbs. Most commonly found on African Americans but occasionly on caucasians, but never Asians.

Yo dat nigga got a Big Ass Gorilla Donkey Dick!

by Evan Boy February 03, 2009