Gorildo Share definition Flag 1. Dildo used by a gorilla 2. insult used against a friend when it's 3:00 a.m. and no one is thinking straight 1. Are you high? Gorillas don't use dildos... 2. (while playing Halo or other FPS) Dude, that was my kill, you gorildo!!! Gorildo by Slink June 15, 2004 Get the Gorildo mug.