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When a firmly pitched tent collapses on you.
Trevor jumped inside his tent for the night when suddenly it gooshed on him.
Gooshed by Inmodwetrust December 28, 2014
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To get drunk to the point of memory blanks, crazy dance moves and spectacular falls. Gooshed is a good and merry but very potent form of drunkeness
"Man I was properly gooshed last night."

"What happened? I don't remember, I was gooshed."
Gooshed by blogger26 February 20, 2010

Oh My Goshed 

To be overwhelmed by something, generally in an impressed way.

This was popularized by Faith Korpi on the popular 5by5 radio show Geek Friday.
I saw Star Wars Episode 1 and Oh My Goshed.

gooched on 

To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.
Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.
gooched on by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015

Goosed Hand Sock 

A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.
- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.

Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!
Goosed Hand Sock by Rolly DeVor March 3, 2022
The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.
That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.

My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.

After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.

Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.

He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.
gooched by merlineternal January 20, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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