The slang term for "goomba," goomz is defined as the act of "hating" on someone and showing off a face that is similar to a goomba. Goomz can be either a verb or a noun.
A goombee is a creature who is described as greasy or slimy and usually shit brown in colour .They are human like in shape but tend to be tallest at 4ft . They are covered in nasty puss filled barnicles which pop when they are excited and they stank of rotten meat and pig semen. They tend to live in dark , cold places like under a bridge or in caves. In their homes they masturbate for warmth and feast upon human testicles which they hunt at rastle up under the moonlight from unsespecting senoir men. They are a close relative to the skwag.
Two senoir men at a table
"I was out hiking last night and I stumbled upon a goombee cave" said Joe
"Did they take your testicls?"said Bill "Naw, they were too busy jakin it" laughed Joe
"Hahahahha they are always beating it" chuckled Bill
A term usually used in video games. The act of jumping on top of someone or something to kill/destroy it. Much like jumping on Goomba's in the Mario games.
Player1: Dude, I totally Goomba-stomped the guy at the bottom of the elevator shaft.
Admin: Goomba stomping is not allowed!
When oneguy become mario and takes your girl that you wanted, he Goomba'd you.
Chris: Why don't you like Greg?
Alex: I liked a girl name Madison. But Greg came in and Goomba'd me and now they are together. Rest in spaghettinever forgetti
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.