The way people talk who come from Jersey, Brooklyn, Long Island and surrounding areas. Generally characterized by saying Ax rather than ask and starting sentences with Maddone.
Snookie, maddone! Didn't you ax Vinnie what he wuz doin lata?
What's da dickness of dose glasses dear?
--Vincent LaGuardia Gambini using goombonics
Patsy boy, can you come out taday or do u gotta check wit your mudda?
Similarly to platonic and romantic, loving someone or something goobonically, means to love it purely for silly reasons, or because it itself is silly.
Guy 1: "Hey have you heard about the new musician down the street?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I love him goobonically."
Guy 1: "Thats prettysilly."
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.