google-bitch 

much like google corrects spelling or phrasing on the task-bar a google-bitch corrects your grammar or facts

April: Where'd you put that pencil at?
Michelle: Do you mean "Where'd you put that pencil?"?
April: Don't be a google-bitch

google-bitch by smart-pizza-girl September 23, 2010

Google Bitch 

What you become when a friend/family member/co-worker calls you from the road and they don't have internet access, and they want you to look something up for them.

Especially appropriate if what they need is unimportant.

Girl: "Hey, can you see if there are any 7-11's in Lodi, CA? We wanna get slurpies."

Guy: "What do I look like, your Google Bitch?!"

Google Bitch by Blue Proteus June 15, 2009

Google Bitch 

1) Researcher of the lowest order; a person who uses google to accomplish most of their daily work, often a task performed for someone too busy, important or ignorant to run a google search themselves.

Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker

2) Low rent private detective

3) Back-handed complement of the same

1) Chief: Clarke, I need the phone number of a postal worker in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, last name of McFeeley.

Clarke: I'm on it chief.

Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?

3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?

Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.

Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!

Google Bitch by paleface May 1, 2006

Google Bitch 

Google Bitches are people who are dependent on Google's ever growing branding and product popularity.

A Google Bitch tends to be affected by Googles changes, problems and glitches.

You're a Google Bitch when Google straight up owns you, man.

I stopped using MSN and I'm now using Google Talk, I guess I'm becoming a Google bitch, increasing my level of dependency on their branding.

Google Bitch by DJWannabeCrackPuppet May 27, 2010

Google bitch 

A person so compulsive about looking up online information they don't notice their friends throwing out topics in conversation just to watch them dive into their cell phone.

I don't need to look that up, Steve will do it. He's my Google bitch.

Google bitch by Miksah August 16, 2019

Google Bitch 

The person in the group, who is told or asked to Google something for all the others in the group, most of the time.

Why do you always bring her with you? answer..She's my Google Bitch.

He text so fast! answer...Yep, that's my Google Bitch.

Google Bitch by MommaKnows January 6, 2017

Google that bitch 

A phrase used when a statement one has previously made comes into question. This phrase can only be used when one is absolutely sure that the previous statement is factual. The "bitch" in question is the subject of the statement under question, which does not necessarily have to be female or canine.

"Did you know Coca-Cola originally had cocaine in it?"

"No way, that's an urban legend."

"Bullshit, Google that bitch."

Google that bitch by PohTayToez October 10, 2008