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A poor man's Blue Tooth headset. The most common form of a Goof Toof is a Metro PCS flip phone tucked in to a knit or fitted hat.

It provides the same hands-free convenience of a real Blue Tooth hedset at a fraction of the cost.
"Is dat boi talkin to himself?"

"Naw my n***a, he on his goof toof."

Also see: Black Tooth
Goof Toof by Ghostjayy May 21, 2013

Goofydoofysillywoofymoofyyoofysilly 

My catchphrase! It means you're laughing and feeling silly at the same time.
Miss Applecock: Emma, how do you feel?
Emma: i feel goofydoofysillywoofymoofyyoofysilly today! Thanks for asking.
Miss Applecock: Whatthefuck???
Jake: THAT ISNT A REAL WORD!
Emma: YES THE FUCK IT IS!!!! I LITERALLY SEARCHED IT ON URBAN DICTIONARY AND ITS REAL! SEARCH IT YOURSELF!!!!!
Miss Applecock: Emma is right, Jake im gonna have to give you detention for lying!
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026