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goofy poofy 

this stupid mfer is someone who made a lot of people feel so happy and still does, yes, I, is witnessed this man being someone so fuckin amazing. He is 5’10 and knows how to speak Farsi, OH MY GOD !! it is just *chef's kiss* that makes me fall for him even harder and all over again — he loves hugs, kisses, and cuddles and even will stare at you without saying anything, even if you are doing nothing. dating or not, he loves being someone with whom you can share problems or vent. he knows ways to make people have huge smiles on their faces, it is incredible. people must be lucky to have someone this epic like goofy poofy, *cough cough* you wish you had met this guy earlier, he will become your cutest yet goofiest goblin .. you will not regret having him around for company. this man can crack funny jokes and if you understand his dark humour, then you are on the way to being his bestie/partner, I guarantee you that. anyone who has this name is such a nice person, a genuine human being who wants everyone to feel happy and comfortable … if you have a goofy poofy, take care of his heart and his safety, compliment him, play with his hair, and laugh like a gremlin (he fucking loves it, trust me)— I am sure he will enjoy the nice things you do for him. he is a very special person and people that have the cutest goblin-like him is a lucky person.
the cutest goblin is goofy poofy and no one can change my mind !!! <33333
goofy poofy by loverwillkilluhehe00 November 30, 2023
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Gooey Pooey 

When a person ejaculates inside a person's asshole and they shit the sperm back out
GUY: Yo me and this girl had lots of fun last night
Friend: Did she have a gooey pooey.
GUY: Oh fuck ya buddy
Gooey Pooey by CumBulgaria October 18, 2019

Goofydoofysillywoofymoofyyoofysilly 

My catchphrase! It means you're laughing and feeling silly at the same time.
Miss Applecock: Emma, how do you feel?
Emma: i feel goofydoofysillywoofymoofyyoofysilly today! Thanks for asking.
Miss Applecock: Whatthefuck???
Jake: THAT ISNT A REAL WORD!
Emma: YES THE FUCK IT IS!!!! I LITERALLY SEARCHED IT ON URBAN DICTIONARY AND ITS REAL! SEARCH IT YOURSELF!!!!!
Miss Applecock: Emma is right, Jake im gonna have to give you detention for lying!

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026