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goof tooth 

A fleshy, yet firm piece of skin inside a woman's vagina typically slightly above or slightly below the clitoris, somewhat extraneous that at a glance resembles a flesh-colored large front tooth. While performing cunnilingus on a vagina with a Goof Tooth, performers have noted that the Goof Tooth excretes trace amounts of air and as doing so makes a faint (but distinctive) "Awh-yuck" sound effect.
"Billy pulled down Susie's skirt and was shocked to see that, as feared, her vagina did indeed have a goof tooth."
goof tooth by William Wallace V February 6, 2008
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Tooth Goof 

A person communicating on a Bluetooth headset in a social location.
-Tooth Goof: "Hello" (on headset)
-Bystander: "Excuse me?" (to tooth goof)
-Tooth Goof: *shoots an insulting, belittling look at bystander*

-Tooth Goog:"I'm sorry, what was that? Some idiot thought I was talking to him."(on headset)
Tooth Goof by Brewha February 4, 2010

Buck Tooth Goof 

A Buck Tooth Goof is the act of anal sex, with another male, in a wooded area after a night of drinking. It's called the Buck Tooth Goof because the perpetrator will yuk yuk like Goofy from the cartoons.
Damien isn't able to sit down.

Yep, he's been hanging out with the Buck Tooth Goof again.

"Gootooth"

When your having any form of sex with a girl that's wearing a Blutooth and you blow it on the Blutooth
I just turned your Blutooth into a "Gootooth"
"Gootooth" by Sven the Great April 4, 2009

Goontooth 

Repeated ejaculation upon teeth in an effort to whiten it
I've been goontoothing for the past 3 weeks look how white my teeth are!
Goontooth by Goontoothactivist July 27, 2025
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