gooch-guard

Protective padding in specialist shorts to prevent gooch chaffage during extreme cycling and other activities.

- Dude, what's your damage?
- My gooch-ache is killing me!
- Get crucial, you totally need a gooch-guard.

by el Donito June 25, 2005

gooch gardener

Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.

Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time

by Justdatiler September 11, 2016