Goobat 

A complete dumbass, who has no motive of being smart

"You fucking goobat"

Goobat by LeftNutCArl March 8, 2017

Goobalini

(GOO-PAA-LEEN-EE) A knit cap that covers the head and usually sits above the ears referred to as Goopalin' (GOO-PAA-LEEN) in Italian-American slang.

It was cold outside so they wore a goobalini.

Goobalini by Exploding_Potato February 17, 2018

Gorbatschow 

The worst vodka ever... But it's cheap!

Guy 1: I'm broke
Guy 2: No problem! You can still afford Gorbatschow vodka!
Guy 1: I'll rather drink soapy water. It tastes much better.

Gorbatschow by always_tipsy April 20, 2009

Goobotz 

a person or thing that expresses utter ignorance towards most subjects and carries themselves in an ackward and unknowing manner. They often find themselves the butt of many jokes and the center of much ridicule.

Zach Emling

you are such a Goobotz.

Goobotz by P. Gay February 12, 2010

goonbating 

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.

He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.

goonbating by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011

Goobstoob 

Guys who openly try and romance you the first day they meet you instead of trying to befriend you to learn and understand your personality. This means he would know nothing about you and only like you for your looks.

That goobstoob called me again and we just met an hour ago.

Goobstoob by Yesmnomaam April 23, 2021

gooback 

People from the future who took your job!

The aging liberal hippie douche thinks these goo backs should be welcome in the present, but they took my job!

gooback by Chrono72 April 28, 2004