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Gonosyphilaids 

1. Gonorrhea 2. Syphillis 3. Aids 4. 1-3 all at once 5. Not sure what you got from whoever you slept with or whatever you touched.
Ewww... I probably shouldn't have touched that shopping cart handle. Now I have Gonosyphilaids.

or...

Oh no! I shouldn't have gotten drunk last night...

gonosyphilaids 

A mix of the diseases gonorrhea syphillis and AIDS
Damn bitch thats a bad case of gonosyphilaids
gonosyphilaids by wXc 4 LYFE December 21, 2006

Gonosyphilaids 

A trifecta of sexually-transmitted diseases comprised of gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS.
Emily: Hey bestie did you hook up with Matt last night?
Maggie: Dude, we hooked up a wee bit and then my vag was burning and now I have the holy trinity of Gonosyphilaids.
Gonosyphilaids by manzalawy October 25, 2023

Gonorsyphilaids 

A blend of the finest gonorrhea, syphilis and aids all rolled into one juicy sexually transmitted disease
You: Man my dick is so itchy after I slept with that chick last week.

Me: Dude you should get checked out, you could have Gonorsyphilaids!
Gonorsyphilaids by Superpete October 17, 2014

gonnasyphilaids 

super STD that you get from banging dirty people
oh maaan, i have gonnasyphilaids!
gonnasyphilaids by GIG June 11, 2006

GonnosyphillAIDS 

N. A deadly combination of gonnorhea, syphillis, and AIDS. A sexually transmitted disease, commonly found in whores and men who "get around"
GonnosyphillAIDS is an STD, and has most likely been diagnosed in most whores and douche bags
GonnosyphillAIDS by Flarpy May 6, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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