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The spot behind the left knee. Term used by Maddie and Billy.
Ouch! You hit my goni!

Person 1:
Look at her Hamstring!

Person 2:
You mean her Goni?
Goni by HeyitsMaddie:D May 12, 2010
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Israeli slang, A male (or female) with unimaginable low standards, so low that a Goni can be considered his/her own class of sexual attraction. A Goni will literally hump anything with a hole. A Goni will not flirt with the potential mate except in certain European countries.
Girl 1: I hooked up with this thirsty guy last night! He was so desperate!

Girl 2: Oh you got with a Goni!
Goni by NotRedink August 22, 2014

goni se u tri picke materine 

when someone sends you something unfunny, you use this sentence.
“HAHA LOOK AT THIS FUNNY VIDEO OF MY CAT!”
“goni se u tri picke materine.”

Sheru Krushna Goni 

It is a soft toy of tiger's cub whose name was given by Rahul Vaidya as Sheru in Bigg Boss House later Arshi named it Sheru Krushna Goni.

They have said that it is 75% son of Rahul Vaidya and 75% son of Aly Goni and the mother is Arshi Khan. All of this was the part of a fun entertaining task.
Sheru Krushna Goni has become as important as a contestant in the Bigg Boss House.
Sheru Krushna Goni by RKV February 3, 2021

Ayaan Goni 

a big cock sexy beast who is pro gamer and has no toes. he smells very nice and is very academic and athletic. he eats bare food and is amazing chef. he is however married so gyaldem fuck off.
person 1: yooo Ayaan Goniii
Ayaan Goni: wooooaaaahhhh eggoniiii!!!!!
Ayaan Goni by eggoni June 4, 2022

VOTE FOR ALY GONI

You are wasting your time at this moment
So go and vote for ALY
Lets make him the first WILDCARD winner
He deserves it
If you will vote for ALY GONI,Jasmin will do a VC with you
VOTE FOR ALY GONI by JaslyKiFan February 18, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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