GONCH

A Gonch is a huge heavy gut on a male aged between 20-60 who drink way to much beer, dodge salads and do fuck all anything physical, they love sitting on the couch demolishing cans of VB, tooheys or cartlon while getting abused by their female counterparty.

Have you seen Davo latly? He has a deadset gonch! Fuckn he needs to let some air out of that front tire ASAP or he might become a fukn circle, they recon he smashs 4 garlos pies a day

by Mac dad May 02, 2020

gonch

Underwear - usually tighty whities with a stretched elastic and bearing the marks of a quarter mile dragstrip which are fuckin unbleachable. Usually vyach just waits til they disintigrate to chuck em. a key and necessary element in gonch pulls.

aka gawnch or gonchies

ewwwwww, whose immigrant gonch???

by Dexter March 26, 2003

gonched

When you and a couple of buddies smoke a good ounce of kush together and you can’t feel your legs

Dude I got real gonched last night , so gonched we walked six miles to my house

by Obj183 December 02, 2017

Gonch

Just Gonch. He's too amazing for a definition. Period. An all around playa.

GONCH

IT'S GONCH

by legonch September 11, 2014

gonch

A hairy. Nasty .hangy.vagina.
Mostly used in the eighties doesn't get much play these days.

That strippers gonch is gone like yesterday.

by kappatappakilla April 18, 2016

gonche

To beg, take or slyly consume food items from a friend. Also, freeloading.

Yo, Jed, lemme gonche on that chowder. Plus, your bread bowl looks good.

by bshea December 11, 2006

gonch

A disease or infection of unknown origin, usually sexually transmitted

Ah man, looks like I've got the gonch

What Happened to that girl?
Shes got the gonch

by Seitanic March 14, 2010