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golt is a non-gold alloy that should not handled by women who are pregnant or nursing, it looks exactly like gold.
it is not real and is made up in episode 9 season 8 of brooklyn nine-nine.

jake: "golt is a non-gold alloy that should not handled by women who are pregnant or nursing"

golt by roricat1 January 18, 2022

Words you can keep

goltling

The act of kissing someone's ass while simultaneously performing a reach-around hand job on the recipient.

John was so determined to get the sale that he resorted to goltling to please the customer.

goltling by munkee_5 June 28, 2012

Related Words

golt • golta • Goltage • Goltagon • Golter • golthar • Golti • Golti crack • goltling • Danielle Goltz

Golti crack

A person from Andhra Pradesh who is extremely stupid in an adorable way.

Vikram Naidu is my Golti Crack

Golti crack by bhavanna August 30, 2010

Goltage

To have curly eyebrows; can be used as any word really as long as it can be curly

Look at the goltage on the guy!
(lol) That guy has a goltage rating of 200!

Goltage by cbass4848 March 22, 2009

Danielle Goltz

A Danielle Goltz is a beautiful, smart and wonderful person who can overthink situations but will still achieve a reasonable response to any situation. A Danielle Goltz is someone who has a lot of friends, but is selective in those that she loves and trusts enough to share herself with. If you are lucky enough to have be one of those people then you already know how amazing a Danielle Goltz can be

- that girl last night you took home seemed ok

when i got her talking i found out she is a real Danielle Goltz

Danielle Goltz by TrickyNinja April 20, 2011

golthar

Ban hammer weilding admin

"Oh noes si golthar!!!!!!!!!oneoneoenoenoeneoen1eon1oen1e" - Blue Hat Noob

golthar by Vulgey August 25, 2004

Goltagon

A "Goltagon" is a large majestic beast that dwells in the lonely hills of West Liberty, Kentucky. It was breeded from a Goat,Dinosaur and The average House-cat. It is roughly 7 feet tall in Height, and 200-230 pounds in weight. It Swallowed a tazer at birth there for it has amazing powers to shoot Lightning from its mouth and Limbs. It has Rocket feet that allow it to Fly up to great Heights. It like to eat Oak Trees and dead Horses. Its Feces Smells and tastes of strawberries. If you by any chance encounter said beast, DO NOT attempt to run be cause he will indeed fuck your shit up.

LOOK! Its a "Goltagon!" Its so Beautiful! LET US FUCK IT!

Goltagon by kusDYLANdli October 26, 2010

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026