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goltling 

The act of kissing someone's ass while simultaneously performing a reach-around hand job on the recipient.
John was so determined to get the sale that he resorted to goltling to please the customer.
goltling by munkee_5 June 28, 2012
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Golti crack

A person from Andhra Pradesh who is extremely stupid in an adorable way.
Vikram Naidu is my Golti Crack
Golti crack by bhavanna August 30, 2010
To have curly eyebrows; can be used as any word really as long as it can be curly
Look at the goltage on the guy!
(lol) That guy has a goltage rating of 200!
Goltage by cbass4848 March 22, 2009

Danielle Goltz 

A Danielle Goltz is a beautiful, smart and wonderful person who can overthink situations but will still achieve a reasonable response to any situation. A Danielle Goltz is someone who has a lot of friends, but is selective in those that she loves and trusts enough to share herself with. If you are lucky enough to have be one of those people then you already know how amazing a Danielle Goltz can be
- that girl last night you took home seemed ok

when i got her talking i found out she is a real Danielle Goltz
Danielle Goltz by TrickyNinja April 20, 2011
Ban hammer weilding admin
"Oh noes si golthar!!!!!!!!!oneoneoenoenoeneoen1eon1oen1e" - Blue Hat Noob
golthar by Vulgey August 25, 2004

Goltagon 

A "Goltagon" is a large majestic beast that dwells in the lonely hills of West Liberty, Kentucky. It was breeded from a Goat,Dinosaur and The average House-cat. It is roughly 7 feet tall in Height, and 200-230 pounds in weight. It Swallowed a tazer at birth there for it has amazing powers to shoot Lightning from its mouth and Limbs. It has Rocket feet that allow it to Fly up to great Heights. It like to eat Oak Trees and dead Horses. Its Feces Smells and tastes of strawberries. If you by any chance encounter said beast, DO NOT attempt to run be cause he will indeed fuck your shit up.
LOOK! Its a "Goltagon!" Its so Beautiful! LET US FUCK IT!
Goltagon by kusDYLANdli October 26, 2010