golfphobia

The fear of golf or the fear of going to play a specific round of golf with a group of individuals

Bill - “Yo home sauce, what happened today with the no show on the teebox?”

Tommy- “Yea sorry my Impala got a flat tire and my cricket phone wasn’t charged”
Bill - “Got a case of golfphobia huh?
Tommy - “Yea I didn’t want to be shanking balls around those douchebags. Please don’t say anything”

by Jwstennis October 16, 2020