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golfphobia 

The fear of golf or the fear of going to play a specific round of golf with a group of individuals
Bill - “Yo home sauce, what happened today with the no show on the teebox?”

Tommy- “Yea sorry my Impala got a flat tire and my cricket phone wasn’t charged”
Bill - “Got a case of golfphobia huh?
Tommy - “Yea I didn’t want to be shanking balls around those douchebags. Please don’t say anything”
golfphobia by Jwstennis October 16, 2020
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goopaphobia 

A fear of a certain celebrities health and wellness website"Goop"
Dude, Goop gives me the creeps! I think I have goopaphobia

goonphobia 

Having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against Gooners/Goon nation
Person 1: "My little brother is nothing but a fapper!"

Person 2: "Woah dude... stop the goonphobia."
goonphobia by Iwantnormalbeer! September 6, 2024