golfarrhea

Name: golfarrhea Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

The act of having diarrhea while golfing.

Nick was 5 under par before he had to run into the woods to take care of some heneous golfarrhea.

golfarrhea by backotrucker August 20, 2013

Get the golfarrhea mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Gifarrhea

When you end up sending SO MANY gifs in response to your friend’s text, message, meme, or gif.

I was so sad that he couldn’t find the key to the liquor cabinet, so I had gifarrhea sending all of the sad bear emojis.

Gifarrhea by BNYCHI July 1, 2021

Get the Gifarrhea mug.

Related Words

golfarrhea • Gifarrhea • GoNarrhea • Goonarrhea

GoNarrhea

GoNarrhea /ˌɡɒnəˈrɪə/ 1. The thought process of a man smart enough to know how dumb he is

Person 1: Eric has been wearing N-95 masks that don't cover his nose half the time.
Person 2: He watches both CNN and Fox News, he must have GoNarrhea

GoNarrhea by GoNa. December 8, 2020

Get the GoNarrhea mug.

Goonarrhea

When you jerk off on the toilet while taking a shit and throw the used toilet paper with nut into your fecal matter.

The post nut clarity hits harder when you look down in the toilet and see your goonarrhea

Goonarrhea by Chinese Joe February 2, 2026

Get the Goonarrhea mug.

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

Get the Bunhead mug.

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on October 5, 2026

Get the trucker's tan mug.

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Word of the Day on October 4, 2026

Get the kidulting mug.

Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Get the Boffin mug.

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

Word of the Day on October 2, 2026

Get the Pee Calculus mug.

Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

Word of the Day on October 1, 2026

Get the Dutty mug.