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golden hoard 

Individuals and families fleeing densely populated areas and cities in the event of a societal collapse, looting all in their path. Most of these people will not know how to survive without a Walmart or McDonald's so they will likely pillage and loot the surrounding countryside as the cities will have likely succumbed to chaos and rioting.
I'm glad we live far enough out in the country that we'll be safe from the golden hoard if society ever collapses.
golden hoard by Bigshifter October 26, 2013
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goldenboarding 

When the receiver lays prone and restrained on their back while the giver stands over them and pisses onto their face with such force and volume that the receiver is fighting for air and struggling to breathe.
Brian was straining against the restraints and attempting, unsuccessfully, to get his mouth and nose out of the line of fire as Megan was relentlessly goldenboarding him.
goldenboarding by Tittsmcgee November 18, 2021

Goldenboarding 

The act of waterboarding transformed into a kink where the receiver is placed in a supine position, has their face covered with a used towel and then waterboarded using fresh urine instead of water. Often done in BDSM communities as a show of great trust.
He's in for the goldenboarding of a lifetime!

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026