Golden Dick

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the dick you hope your girlfriend never finds. this pens is the absolute perfect length , girth and color for her vagina , it hits all the right places.. there is only ever one Golden Dick for each girl in the world

Ben - "Alice is going on holidays next week , i think she's going to break up with me before she leaves. we've been fighting a lot"

Craig - "maybe she'll find the Golden Dick"

Ben - "why would you say that?"

Golden Dick by fuckingrage March 13, 2013

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golden dick

a baseball term; when a pitcher retires the first and only 27 batters he faces by the way of strike out.

Wow, i feel good today, i may throw a golden dick. I would trade my wife to throw a golden dick for the yankees.

golden dick by j-magic September 4, 2006

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Golden Dick

A dick that is attached to a man who has the potential to be a sugar daddy.

When Brittany agreed to hook up with the 50 year old dude she figured She’d Be sucking a golden dick.

Golden Dick by Rynesdad October 26, 2017

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Golden Dick Bag Award

1.Prize for those who achieve the pinnacle of Dickbag status.
2.A Dick Bagwhich has been previously been guilded in award winning fashion.

1.That fucker tripped me harder than I have ever been tripped before! He deserves a Golden Dickbag Award!
2.Look at that Dick Bag! Give that guy a Golden Dick Bag Award.

Golden Dick Bag Award by Demetrius D. August 3, 2006

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Golden Dick Syndrome

A lack of male university students has caused what has been dubbed ‘Golden Penis Syndrome’ in men who develop inflated egos due to the amount of interest their female peers show in them.

The term, coined by students at Sarah Lawrence College in New York and later popularized by American journalist Jon Birger, applies to heterosexual men on predominantly female college campuses.

As studies have shown, college-educated women are more likely to date similarly educated partners. With such skewed numbers, college-educated men have become a hot commodity, allowing such men to become arrogant, thinking a steady supply of women will always be available to them. The lack of competition has allowed men to get away with foul dating practices, such as cheating or ghosting, because they are confident there will always be other women

Just got ghosted by this guy. It's giving golden dick syndrome.

Golden Dick Syndrome by YAYAYAYAYAY November 4, 2021

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The Golden Dick

The dick that is used very well. The same dick is used to fuck over 1000 different girls. Its a very rare achievement to get.

I had sex with over 1000 different girls. Friend- "that is impressive, you achieve the Golden Dick"

The Golden Dick by The Golden Dick September 3, 2018

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golden fleece dick

Supplied by a natural disaster I.e. earthquake and/ or tsunami. Putting that pussy to sleep like nyquil

I took this girl home last night and gave her the golden fleece dick treatment

golden fleece dick by Earthquake88 January 6, 2015

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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