by GoldMedal1 March 22, 2010
Another term for having a large penis, derived from the fact that Trojan Magnum (large size) Condoms come in a gold foil wrapper.
by k d January 10, 2008
Gold medaling in the (blank) olympics. When someone works their hardest to get the gold medal for something that isn't even a sport
Ex. 1
Girl #1: Geez, have you heard Karen whining all day.
Girl #2: Yeah. Looks like she's Gold Medaling in the Self Pity Olympics today.
Ex. 2
Bob: Gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that's all I'm saying.
Jenna: Look, I can see you are trying to Gold Medal in the Oppression Olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.
Girl #1: Geez, have you heard Karen whining all day.
Girl #2: Yeah. Looks like she's Gold Medaling in the Self Pity Olympics today.
Ex. 2
Bob: Gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that's all I'm saying.
Jenna: Look, I can see you are trying to Gold Medal in the Oppression Olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.
by Awesome G March 04, 2014
That girl was really freaky. She didn't want me to just cum on her neck, she wanted me to R. Kelly her. So I gave her a gold medal.
by The Tenant November 17, 2009
by Subscriber; Mriamsofly August 19, 2011
a woman who is so fat, that in order for a man to have sex with her, he has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. this term is derived from Gold Medal brand flour.
Steve : "Man, I ain't been laid in a long time. I'd settle for a Gold Medal Mama right now."
Bill : "Ya, me too."
Bill : "Ya, me too."
by JAHrules November 05, 2013
by VictorFerrari October 15, 2008