going to bed

telling people during a party that you're going to sleep but rarely end up in a bed

guy 1: dude its 5am im going to bed
guy 2: bitch get off my counter
guy 1: sorry

by brofosho October 02, 2007

going to bed

code for losers who don't get any pussy to say they are going to bed but in actuality they are going to jerk off. trying to sound like they are too cool.

Matt just made a Jib Jab video of a buddy dancing but we all knew he was going to spank his monkey and he told us he was "going to bed".

by the meme war master May 08, 2016

Going to bed

What someone says they will do when they are about to jerkofff. They probably don't sleep for another hour

I'm going to bed. Let's see how far I can shoot my cum

by Teenager16 April 12, 2021

Go To Bed

shut up. go home. get out. go away.
a remark used after a stupid statment.

Example 1.
*in class*
person 1: hey check my new belt out.
person 2: go to bedddd.

Example 2. henry

by Walish Brooks January 14, 2008

Go to Bed

The step up from "STFU" because "STFU" just causes you to lose the right to talk where as "Go to Bed" takes away your right of consciousness for that day. Being told this is considered extremely offensive, and it is abbreviated to "GTB" for easier use on forums and other things involving the internet.

Eaxample 1:

Person 1: I could 0wn you with my level 45 paladin n00b!
Person not 1: Go to Bed Neine Fro!

Example 2:

Person A: You are a jerk...
Person B: GTB

by xX Allanon Xx December 11, 2008

Going To Bed

What someone's says when there laying in bed playing on there phone so they don't have to talk

"Last night he said he was going to bed but he liked some bitches pic on instagram"

by wow._.kcb September 11, 2016

Go to bed

Go to bed - meaning just be quiet and pretend you’re sleeping to resemble no noise and peacefulness.

“You’re so pathetic , just go to bed.”

by uncircumsised lemon November 18, 2019