God-Karen 

The one true being of all Karens. even the Karens fear her. She will downright get you fired the moment she walks in. drives the most expensive SUV van there is out in the world. She has more than 5+ million followers on Facebook. Her hair style will choke you to death. Sun-glasses bigger than a solar panel. Her essential oils? Top notch. Her kids? Barley hanging to life. If you see her, run while you still can.

Bro 1: What's that shiny thing over there?
Bro 2: Oh no bro, it's her!
Bro 1: Who's "her"?

Bro 2: ITS THE GOD-KAREN!
Bro 2: RUN!

God-Karen by UisforUgly August 19, 2020

God-Karen 

She is the god of all Karens. Even the high rank Karens fear her. Her hair will choke you to death, her kids are barley hanging on to life, sun glasses larger than a solar panel, essential oils are top notch useless, will downright fire you at the spot, drives the most expensive SUV van there is, has 5+ billion followers on Facebook, leader of the Flat Earth Society. If you see her, escape while you can.

Bro1: Why is that lady so shiny?
Bro2: Oh no, it can't be.
Bro2: What?
Bro1: ITS THE GOD-KAREN! RUN!
God-Karen: No.
*Bro1 and Bro2 dies*

God-Karen by UisforUgly August 19, 2020