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God did not 

I did.
Hym "God did not do it so I had to. And now I alone rival God. And then will never be another. You won't be able to scapegoat your own zealotry and stupidity on me for long."
God did not by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

oh my god did it sing 

x: my cat gave birth to kittens!
y: oh my god did it sing!?

If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion 

A great catchphrase to say to your victims!
Victim "StOp YoUr HuRtInG mE!"

Hym "If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion! And he didn't say it did he? Are you God? So... No... Good suggestion though. But you're not God so I don't have to listen to you."
Contraction of 'god did it', a sarcastic term to show that the explanation for something is based on religious belief, and not sound arguments.
Much used for arguments presented by IDiots and other religious bigots who are too lazy, or too stupid, or too dishonest to acknowledge that there are proper scientific explanations for most things.
It is in particular used to explain 'irreducible complexity', a vague term used by IDiots to prove that god created the Universe.
'Eyes are so finely designed that they can not have evolved, so there must have been a creator' is a basic 'goddidit' conclusion.
goddidit by shonny May 9, 2008
GODDID
It breaks my heart
They ain't believe in us
We the Best Music
They played themselves
While you hatin' and being jealous
You could be over here embracin' that love
More love, more blessings, more life
"How much the shirt"
"GODDID"
GodDid by OOOoahhhh October 12, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026