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Goblin Slayer 

Goblin Slayer: A silver level adventurer from the anime and manga of the same name. Whom lost his family to Goblins and has spent his life training to kill just them.

He is often fighting alone but eventually gains a harem of likable women that all love him, but he only loves killing Goblins.
Bill: "Man that Goblin Slayer nigga is brutal"
Goblin Slayer fanboy: "He rids the world of the vermin known as Goblins. He is a hero"
Goblin Slayer by Goblin Slayer November 24, 2018
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Goblin Slayer 

Man who has sex with substantially less attractive women on a regular basis (the women would be referred to as goblins).
Grimey: Dude I saw that goblin you brought home last night, you slay that shit?

Mooch: Fuck you man, you're still a bigger goblin slayer than I'll ever be.
Goblin Slayer by Pegis January 21, 2009

Goblin Slayer 

Also know as the beard cutter
Hym "Holy shit are we also Goblin Slayer!?"

Iam "What? What makes you think that?"

Hym "We predate it by a little over a year and we talked about how we used to say 'I see' all the time! His catchphrase is 'Souka!' that could totally be a thing!"

Iam "Wha... No way!"

Hym "Yes way! That shit is hardcore! We're the beard cutter!"
Goblin Slayer by Hym Iam June 6, 2022

Goblin Slayered 

To absolutely and irrevocably destroy and defile something, in a shocking and grotesque fashion

(From the show Goblin Slayers first episode)
"Oberyn Martell got Goblin Slayered by the Mountain in that Game of Thrones episode".
Goblin Slayered by Muraxesis June 10, 2020

Goblin Slayed 

a slang term to get raped by someone.
my theory on how sarada will get her mangekyo sharingan is get her GOBLIN SLAYED by shin uchiha clones

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026