goatfaking

Goatfaking is when you’re faking being the GOAT (greatest of all time). Generally used to humble those with large egos when they claim to be the GOAT when they are, in fact, just goatfaking.

Person One: Bro I’m boutta destroy you in a 1v1 bro
Person Two: nah bro your goatfaking on me

goatfaking by BigChungus1488 May 24, 2024

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Goatfucking

When a performer tries to get a laugh from the audience by resorting to frivolous and tasteless blue humor antics as a crutch.

"Everybody is watching you but nobody is laughing. Try a little goatfucking"

-Rudy's conscience

"I did not enjoy watching that improvisor goatfucking after he couldn't think of how to expand the scene's plot."

-Jenny Seo

Goatfucking by A. Rudy May 4, 2011

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goat faking

When someone thinks that they're the shit when they're not. When in reality they're just goat faking.

Bro: "yo, I'm really the goat"

You: "Na, you're really goat faking rn :/ "

goat faking by wadeydube May 23, 2024

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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